Hands | Jordan Peace

1. Pretending that they are Neil Peart busting out a drum solo on a desk.

2. Exploring the inner recesses of your nose.

3. Shredding out a monster solo on an air guitar and hoping to get the sound that Bill and Ted can make when they do it.

4. Giving the meat of the other’s thumb a deep tissue massage.

5. Supporting your head with the index finger under the nose and the thumb under the chin.

6. Tuning an invisible dial when you talk about slightly changing something.

7. Unconsciously caressing your own earlobe.

8. Doing that palms together upside down thing where the middle fingers are sticking out the other side and moving in unison.

9. Speaking to each other in American Sign Language.

10. Get manicures from your teeth.

11. Going Adam Vinatieri on someone else’s ear (i.e. flicking it).

12. Pushing up glasses that are slipping down your nose.

13. Serving as a probe for things that you don’t know for sure what they are.

14. Hitch up your pants as they threaten to escape.