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Stranger Than Wal-Mart

"Some 138 million Americans shop at Wal-Mart each week, making it perhaps the single most unifying cultural force in the country."
Chris Anderson, The Long Tail

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Hands | Sidney Jordan

1. Give a Tramp Stamp with your lips on someone’s neck.

2. Stretch out your neck skin to grouse someone out.

3. Cross your eyeballs like Drew Barrymore in Charlie’s Angle’s.

4. Get plastic sugary on the ugly nose that your mother gave to you.

5. Go through the pain of plucking and waxing your eye brows.

6. Put make up over all the zits you don’t want your crush to see.

7. Paint your face like a clown for Halloween

8. Squish your face to tell fat jokes.

9. Curl your eye lashes for a big date.

10. Rub mud all over your face before entering a paint ball tournament. So you can

be Camouflage.

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