Moment | Chelsea Campbell

Two old men sit on a college campus reading a college newspaper, remarking on today's youth. "Now how about that!" The one in the sweater vest states, resolutly slapping his arthritic finger against the pulpy page. They bounce between topics that most old men discuss; the weather, real estate, and young people. They jump on their soap boxes occasionally, too. "Get a haircut!" and "You think THAT's profanity?!" They then end with casual offhand remarks like: "Those kids are really keepin' me in line."