Coffee Pee

Rapidly walking over the hard paved
Ground
Each step vibrates through my body tickling
My bladder.
With each jolting step the yearning to
urinate is emphasized.
I drank so much coffee.
I need to pee instantaneously.

I stop abruptly crossing my legs.
Right slender leg tightly wrapped around
Long and slender left.
My bladder is tingling and burning.
The nearest toilet is only
Twenty yards away.
Or so it appears.
I can make it!


No I can't.
I have to pee right now.
What if I just dropped my pants right here
and peed a healthy yellow stream?
What would they think as they walk in
and out of these campus buildings?
Certainly they would understand.
Why does it matter what they think?


Are “they” even real or just subconscious
Idioms?
It’s all subliminal guilt.
That’s why I can’t pee here.
They wouldn’t just walk by while I peed
My healthy yellow stream.
It isn’t normal!