Vessel | Jessica Pierce

You're an eye catcher with your bright red wig, pink tube shirt, and denim mini skirt. You have always dreamed of making it big in Hollywood as a limo driver for Winona Ryder, but due to her incarceration your plans came to a screeching halt. You found that dressing in drag helped you deal with stress, find jobs and meet people, and you haven't stopped since. A part of you wants to return to the slightly overweight, nicotine addicted, beer guzzler you once were, and the other part of you wants nothing more than to find a decent pair of fire hydrant red stiletto pumps. As you scratch your five o'clock shadow, a group of rather cute teen girls giggle to each other. You wonder where they got such cute shoes and purses, never noticing that they are giggling at your furry legs and hot pink eyeshadow. You always dismiss any insecurities you have by pulling out your compact mirror in your tiny leather purse and tell yourself "I am Aphrodite."