Visceral| Raymond Wadsworth
I don't know what it is about me and toilets, but it just gets better all of the time. I work as a cashier at the Cedar Shell (great place to meet friends, have a drink, and see some nasty things). Well, one day it was a my turn to clean the mens restroom, can you see where this is heading? Well, when I went in there, there was a surprise waiting for me.
I walked in and there was poop on the walls and door of the stall. It was disgusting! Who does that? I thought to myself. Well, you mustn't ever let an opportunity like this to pass without recieving all of the benefits. So, I called all of my fellow employees over to see this wonderful sight. They couldn't resist. They knew what was coming, yet they agreed and followed through. The particular pattern was the most amusing, or so we all thought. I think that the guy wanted to make some pyrogliphs (sp) or something. Anyway, it was nasty yet funny. At the end I felt like Bill Murray in Caddyshack, "it's not so bad."
I walked in and there was poop on the walls and door of the stall. It was disgusting! Who does that? I thought to myself. Well, you mustn't ever let an opportunity like this to pass without recieving all of the benefits. So, I called all of my fellow employees over to see this wonderful sight. They couldn't resist. They knew what was coming, yet they agreed and followed through. The particular pattern was the most amusing, or so we all thought. I think that the guy wanted to make some pyrogliphs (sp) or something. Anyway, it was nasty yet funny. At the end I felt like Bill Murray in Caddyshack, "it's not so bad."
posted by Anonymous | 6:38 AM
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Sometimes I just don't understand. That is probably the sickest thing in the world. But unfortunately I have a similar story. While working at a mexican restraunt, I found out how disgusting people really are. The bathrooms were THE WORST. One night a customer came to me, since I was the waitress, and told me I had something to clean up in the bathroom. I went to the men's room and there smothering the toilet and walls was someone's own waste. GROSS! It's so disgusting! So instead of me cleaning it up I made the dishwasher take care of it. I had to touch people's food, I was not going to clean that up! I feel for you Ray!
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