Faces | Jordan Peace
1. The "Clint Eastwood," half squinting and nostrils flared when someone makes you mad.
2. The "There's No Hope For the Planet", when your eyebrows are furrowed and your mouth is open. Generally used when someone says something stupid.
3. The "Sammy Davis Jr.," one eye's closed and one is open when you turn on the lights after being in the dark for a while.
4. The "Probe" when you try and use your tounge to pick at a piece of popcorn that is stuck between your upper lip and gums. A large lump appears on your face.
5. The "Travel Agent," a totally blank expression in which your pupils almost become literally fuzzy. Usually associated with daydreaming.
6. The "Stoner," eyelids too lazy to be either fully opened or closed. Often comes with a satified smile.
7. The "Drainage Pipe," lips exteneded in a circle and tounge out in a cresent moon shape. Very useful while vomiting over a toilet. I beat you to it Ray.
8. The "Contortionist," lips usually exteneded in weird shapes, with eyebrows raised, and eyes closed. Often occurs before sneezing.
9. The "Sam Eagle," a stone serious face with one eyebrow cocked to signify something odd just happened.
10. The "Dentist," lips stretched wide and eyes closed revealing all your teeth. Usually the smile of small children.
11. The "Mick Jagger/Steven Tyler," lips closed over teeth and stretched to the point of tearing. Eyes are normally wide.
12. The "Canio (from the opera Pagliacci) ," red eyed and drying rivlets of tears on your cheeks. Usually comes with sobs after someone is done crying.
2. The "There's No Hope For the Planet", when your eyebrows are furrowed and your mouth is open. Generally used when someone says something stupid.
3. The "Sammy Davis Jr.," one eye's closed and one is open when you turn on the lights after being in the dark for a while.
4. The "Probe" when you try and use your tounge to pick at a piece of popcorn that is stuck between your upper lip and gums. A large lump appears on your face.
5. The "Travel Agent," a totally blank expression in which your pupils almost become literally fuzzy. Usually associated with daydreaming.
6. The "Stoner," eyelids too lazy to be either fully opened or closed. Often comes with a satified smile.
7. The "Drainage Pipe," lips exteneded in a circle and tounge out in a cresent moon shape. Very useful while vomiting over a toilet. I beat you to it Ray.
8. The "Contortionist," lips usually exteneded in weird shapes, with eyebrows raised, and eyes closed. Often occurs before sneezing.
9. The "Sam Eagle," a stone serious face with one eyebrow cocked to signify something odd just happened.
10. The "Dentist," lips stretched wide and eyes closed revealing all your teeth. Usually the smile of small children.
11. The "Mick Jagger/Steven Tyler," lips closed over teeth and stretched to the point of tearing. Eyes are normally wide.
12. The "Canio (from the opera Pagliacci) ," red eyed and drying rivlets of tears on your cheeks. Usually comes with sobs after someone is done crying.
posted by Anonymous | 2:39 PM
1 Comments:
I love how you titled each of them. and the funny thing is, they are so true! Unique and very cool way to approach this.
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