Sidney Jordan's | Intresting Fact
You have all seen the show The Real World; well it's secretly going on right here in our own town. The reason I know all of this, is because I live there. Our house is a mad one, 24/7. There is always something crazy and dramatized going on. Our Real World house is never boarding.
To start off we have a Bi-racial couple. Her parents don't want them together. But they are planning to go sneak off and get married in Vegas. Then she will come home and tell them that there married so they won’t be able to do anything about it. I don't want to be there when that hits the fan. We all laugh get a good laugh from it.
We’re kickin’-it Ann Frank Style, see there are two girls living there that aren’t paying rent. So we hide them in the basement when ever the land lords happen to stop by. To make things just a little bit more interesting, we have a married Mormon couple living in the same house as a lesbian couple. The Mormons don't seem to weirder out by the Lesbians. They are actually friends; they just don't have too much to talk about. One of our room mates only comes home once every four weeks and so we always have to catch her up on all of the drama and stories that she's missed. This usually takes awhile. I think she is happy when she leaves again.
We have a single girl living here too. She just sleeps with the dog. Oh yeah and I can't forget to mention that out dog is an alcoholic. She will drink anything that’s in a glass bottle. If we have something and were not sharing she will get violent. She's a mean drunk. So we have to be careful about putting empties on the floor.
Our house is very exciting.
To start off we have a Bi-racial couple. Her parents don't want them together. But they are planning to go sneak off and get married in Vegas. Then she will come home and tell them that there married so they won’t be able to do anything about it. I don't want to be there when that hits the fan. We all laugh get a good laugh from it.
We’re kickin’-it Ann Frank Style, see there are two girls living there that aren’t paying rent. So we hide them in the basement when ever the land lords happen to stop by. To make things just a little bit more interesting, we have a married Mormon couple living in the same house as a lesbian couple. The Mormons don't seem to weirder out by the Lesbians. They are actually friends; they just don't have too much to talk about. One of our room mates only comes home once every four weeks and so we always have to catch her up on all of the drama and stories that she's missed. This usually takes awhile. I think she is happy when she leaves again.
We have a single girl living here too. She just sleeps with the dog. Oh yeah and I can't forget to mention that out dog is an alcoholic. She will drink anything that’s in a glass bottle. If we have something and were not sharing she will get violent. She's a mean drunk. So we have to be careful about putting empties on the floor.
Our house is very exciting.
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