Punchline | Stephani Walker

So there I was, sitting in the grand killer class of the day…Seminary. Doing the usual, trying to ignore one of the most annoying human beings on planet earth in front of me and trying to pay attention (a very tough job). Then, out of nowhere, the quiet, sweaty room gets robbed of its silence. A blond cheerleader, (might I say more) out of nowhere, says something that I will never forget as long as there is humor and stupidity on the earth.

She perks her tiny frame up in front of me, looks directly at the annoyance (they are friends, go figure) and says “Yes, he was on a de ja vu”, or something to that appeal. I then start laughing hysterically, because even the stupid kid (his name is Josh) is like “uh…de ja vu?” And she’s like “yeah!” “De-ja-vu” like we are all numb skulls and tries to explain herself.

So she starts “you know when someone takes a trip…to somewhere?” The teacher’s attention has been caught by this time and he just starts cracking up. Then Br. Williams, being the awesome retarded Seminary teacher that he was, says slylyl, “So, he went on a de ja vu eh?” with a curious look of meaning on his face. Chelsea, then ecstatic that someone finally gets what she is saying, says “Yes!”

Br. Williams then gaps the loopiest grin I have ever seen, and looks into her eyes and says “Dear, I think you mean rendezvous”.