Punchline|Lauren Perry

So, this past weekend, I decided to be brave and tell the love of my life what I thought about him. The love of my life was actually my recently ex-boyfriend of three years and the person I swore I was going to marry. The only reason we broke up was to "be young". But, I was tired of it and wanted my Sunflower back. So, I gathered up my bravery as I am not a very mushy person, and I dialed the phone, and in my bravest voice before it broke into a reckless sob, I told him of how he was my only true love and how he meant the world to me, that there was no one lese, and how I missed washing his laundry. And his reply after a big pause was, "I don't want to date you". And thus I have learned fairytales are a load of crap.